Nobody needs a war more than a politician who is low in the polls
Donald Trump – Proving you don’t have to be poor to be white trash
Donald Trump – If I become President I will deport Bieber!
Donald Trump and “Covfefe”
Donald Trump – I’m like a diaper – Self absorbed and full of shit
Donald Trump – Foreign Policy – Mess with the United States and there will be hell toupee
Donald Trump – I have so many words – I have the best words
Hope (Obama) and Nope (Trump)
Donald Trump – Fake News – Fake President (Lost by 2.84 million votes)
Donald Trump always looks like he just farted in an elevator just as other people are getting on
If your kids want to know how important education is, show them an Obama speech and then show them a Trump speech
Donald Trump – I am hair to serve you!
As you know, Trump is being accused of sexual misconduct by a slew of women… Of course, that is a case of ‘he said’ and ‘she said, she said, she said, she said, she said’
Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a Dotard according to Kim Jung Il
Donald Trump – All Muslims are a danger to US citizens – Except the rich ones of course
Donald Trump – There will be hell toupee
Donald Trump – Claims he can turn the economy around – Went bankrupt 4 times
Donald Trump – Days without being a national embarrassment – zero
What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They’re orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out early in November
Donald Trump – I want to control the country but I can’t control my hair!
Donald Trump – Basically, Trump is what would happen if the comments section became human and ran for President.
Donald Trump – A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a bar. Bartender says: What can i get you, Mr. President?