Trump Memes and Jokes Part 2

President-ing for dummies (Donald Trump) – 1. Don’t attack war heroes or their families, 2. Don’t give away military secrets, 3. Don’t keep saying fake news, 4. don’t hire your family, 5. Don’t collude.

President-ing for dummies - don't attack war heroes, don't give away military secrets, don't keep saying fake news, don't hire your family, don't collude. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Nixon – No longer the most corrupt. Bush – No longer the dumbest. Trump – Both titles stolen in only one year by Donald Trump.

Nixon - No longer the most corrupt. Bush - No longer the dumbest. Trump - Both titles stolen in only one year. Cartoon caricature Donald Trump APT

Presidential candidate Donald Trump had: No plan to drain the swamp, No plan for the economy, No plan for immigration, No plan for healthcare, No plan for MAGA and No plan for ISIS. How did the US elect this clown?

Presidential candidate Donald Trump had no plan to drain the swamp, the economy, immigration, healthcare, maga or isis. How did the US elect this clown. Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – Fake billionaire – Fake Christian – Fake Husband – Fake Patriot – Fake Dealmaker – Fake President.

Donald Trump - Fake billionaire - Fake Christian - Fake Husband - Fake Patriot - Fake Dealmaker - Fake President. Cartoon caricature APT

Which is easier to believe: 1. Trump is innocent or 2. Trump is guilty. 

Which is easier to believe - 1. Trump is innocent or 2. Trump is guilty. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – Here is the real shithole. 

Here is the real shithole. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

If Donald Trump is the answer – How stupid is the question?

If Donald Trump is the answer - How stupid is the question. Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – Five time draft dodger wants military parade in his honor.

Five time draft dodger wants military parade in his honor. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump is the Trojan horse sent by Russia to destroy the USA.

Donald Trump is the Trojan horse sent by Russia to destroy the USA

Donald Trump – I’m very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words.

I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb? He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb. He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

I am Donald Trump – My dads parents were GERMAN, my mom’s parents were SCOTTISH, My mom was born in SCOTLAND, my first wife was CZECH and my current wife is SLOVENIAN. AND AS PRESIDENT I WILL GET RID OF IMMIGRANTS.

I am Donald Trump - My dads parents were German, my mom's parents were Scottish and as President I will get rid of immigrants. Caricature cartoon APT

The irony… A megalomaniac who has a nuclear weapons and a terrible haircut… Is taking on Kim Jong Un.

The irony... A megalomaniac who has a nuclear weapons and a terrible haircut... Is taking on Kim Jong Un. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – I’ll be golfing every weekend… while you idiots pay me to stay at my own resort. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN… 

I'll be golfing every weekend... while you idiots pay me to stay at my own resort. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN... Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – Face it, Republicans. Your leader is mentally ill

Face it, Republicans. Your leader is mentally ill. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – One of these men is a mentally unstable leader with borderline personality disorder who is also an egomaniac. The other is Kim Jong Un.

One of these men is a mentally unstable leader with borderline personality disorder who is also an egomaniac. The other is Kim Jong Un. Donald Trump ad Kim Jong Un caricature cartoon APT

Donald Trump – The good news is you’re not under investigation anymore – the bad news is you’re under arrest. 

The good news is you're not under investigation anymore - the bad news is you're under arrest. Donald Trump and Robert Mueller cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – This is not an administration – This is a criminal enterprise installed by a hostile foreign government.

This is not an administration - This is a criminal enterprise installed by a hostile foreign government

Donald Trump on Mexicans, Muslims, women, Haitians, black football players, Nigerians, Puerto Ricans Africans and White Supremacists.

Trump on Mexicans, Muslims, women, Nigerians, black football players, Haitians, Puerto Ricans Africans and whit supremacists. Cartoon caricature APT

Democracy isn’t dying in darkness, it’s being murdered in broad daylight.

Democracy isn't dying in darkness, it's being murdered in broad daylight. Donald Trump Jr, Devin Nunes, Paul Ryan, Ivanaka Trump, Jared Kushner, Donald Trump. cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – You know who isn’t out golfing? Robert Mueller.

You know who isn't out golfing. Robert Mueller. Donald Trump playing golf caricature cartoon APT

Barack Obama – Knowing your shit. Donald Trump – Knowing you’re shit

Barack Obama - Knowing your shit. DOnald Trump - Knowing you're shit. Barack Obama and Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

“That this guy has his finger on the nuclear trigger is worse than any horror story I have written.” Stephen King

That this guy has his finger on the nuclear trigger is worse than any horror story I have written. Stephen King quote on Donald Trump. Cartoon caricature APT

Trump’s lawyers are arguing that asking Trump to sit for eight hours and speak truthfully is a cruel and unusual punishment.

Trump's lawyers are arguing that asking Trump to sit for eight hours and speak truthfully is a cruel and unusual punishment. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Nixon’s paranoia + Reagan’s dementia + Bush’s ignorance = Donald Trump.

Nixons paranoia + Reagans dementia + Bushs ignorance = Donald Trump. Cartoon caricature APT

HE’S NOT EVEN A GOOD BUSINESSMAN. HE SIMPLY DOESN’T PAY HIS DEBTS. CALL IT WHAT IT IS. A DEADBEAT.

HE'S NOT EVEN A GOOD BUSINESSMAN. HE SIMPLY DOESN'T PAY HIS DEBTS. CALL IT WHAT IT IS. A DEADBEAT. Donald Trump caricature cartoon APT

Question – Who are you talking to about foreign policy. Answer – I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.

Question - Who are you talking to about foreign policy - I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – I know taxes are too high – That’s why I don’t pay them.

I know taxes are too high - Thats why i dont pay them. Donald Trump caricature cartoon APT

What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Whats the difference between Trump and a flying pig - The letter F. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Trump and Comey – One of these men is lying – I wonder if its the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya.

One of these men is lying - I wonder if its the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya. Cartoon caricature APT

Trump supporters say that the Mueller’s investigation is a witch hunt by Democrats – Remind them Mueller is a Republican.

Trump supporters say that the Mueller's investigation is a witch hunt by Democrats - Remind them Mueller is a Republican. Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump – If ignorance is bliss – This is the happiest man on the planet. 

If ignorance is bliss - This is the happiest man on the planet. Donald Trump cartoon caricature APT

Do you know who else discredited the media? Mao Zedong, Mussolini, Idi Amin, Castro, Stalin, Hitler, Putin, Lenin and Donald Trump.

Do you know who else discredited the media - Mao Zedong, Mussolini, Idi Amin, Castro, Stalin, Hitler, Putin, Lening and Donald Trump. Cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump and Russia Collusion.

Trump Russia Collusion - Donald trump and Vladimir Putin

Trump Russia – No Collusion? When you are President and under investigation for colluding with Russia what better way of saying no collusion than to stop the Russia sanctions

Trump Russia No Collusion - When you are President and under investigation for colluding with Russia what better way of saying no collusion than to stop the Russia sanctions. cartoon caricature APT

Donald Trump, 2011 – “If there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. – He’s the one that has to get people together.”

If there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. - He’s the one that has to get people together. Cartoon caricature APT

Trump is really getting sick and tired of being accused of all the things he has done.

If Donald Trump does not sanction Russia immediately – He is colluding with Russia right now.

If Donald Trump does not sanction Russia immediately - He is colluding with Russia right now. Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin cartoon caricature APT

Further reading:

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 1

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 2

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 3

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 4

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 5

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 6

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 7

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 8

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 9

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 10

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 11

Trump Memes and Jokes Part 12 

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