President-ing for dummies (Donald Trump) – 1. Don’t attack war heroes or their families, 2. Don’t give away military secrets, 3. Don’t keep saying fake news, 4. don’t hire your family, 5. Don’t collude.
Nixon – No longer the most corrupt. Bush – No longer the dumbest. Trump – Both titles stolen in only one year by Donald Trump.
Presidential candidate Donald Trump had: No plan to drain the swamp, No plan for the economy, No plan for immigration, No plan for healthcare, No plan for MAGA and No plan for ISIS. How did the US elect this clown?
Donald Trump – Fake billionaire – Fake Christian – Fake Husband – Fake Patriot – Fake Dealmaker – Fake President.
Which is easier to believe: 1. Trump is innocent or 2. Trump is guilty.
Donald Trump – Here is the real shithole.
If Donald Trump is the answer – How stupid is the question?
Donald Trump – Five time draft dodger wants military parade in his honor.
Donald Trump is the Trojan horse sent by Russia to destroy the USA.
Donald Trump – I’m very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words.
How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb? He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I am Donald Trump – My dads parents were GERMAN, my mom’s parents were SCOTTISH, My mom was born in SCOTLAND, my first wife was CZECH and my current wife is SLOVENIAN. AND AS PRESIDENT I WILL GET RID OF IMMIGRANTS.
The irony… A megalomaniac who has a nuclear weapons and a terrible haircut… Is taking on Kim Jong Un.
Donald Trump – I’ll be golfing every weekend… while you idiots pay me to stay at my own resort. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN…
Donald Trump – Face it, Republicans. Your leader is mentally ill
Donald Trump – One of these men is a mentally unstable leader with borderline personality disorder who is also an egomaniac. The other is Kim Jong Un.
Donald Trump – The good news is you’re not under investigation anymore – the bad news is you’re under arrest.
Donald Trump – This is not an administration – This is a criminal enterprise installed by a hostile foreign government.
Donald Trump on Mexicans, Muslims, women, Haitians, black football players, Nigerians, Puerto Ricans Africans and White Supremacists.
Democracy isn’t dying in darkness, it’s being murdered in broad daylight.
Donald Trump – You know who isn’t out golfing? Robert Mueller.
Barack Obama – Knowing your shit. Donald Trump – Knowing you’re shit
“That this guy has his finger on the nuclear trigger is worse than any horror story I have written.” Stephen King
Trump’s lawyers are arguing that asking Trump to sit for eight hours and speak truthfully is a cruel and unusual punishment.
Nixon’s paranoia + Reagan’s dementia + Bush’s ignorance = Donald Trump.
HE’S NOT EVEN A GOOD BUSINESSMAN. HE SIMPLY DOESN’T PAY HIS DEBTS. CALL IT WHAT IT IS. A DEADBEAT.
Question – Who are you talking to about foreign policy. Answer – I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.
Donald Trump – I know taxes are too high – That’s why I don’t pay them.
What’s the difference between Trump and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Trump and Comey – One of these men is lying – I wonder if its the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya.
Trump supporters say that the Mueller’s investigation is a witch hunt by Democrats – Remind them Mueller is a Republican.
Donald Trump – If ignorance is bliss – This is the happiest man on the planet.
Do you know who else discredited the media? Mao Zedong, Mussolini, Idi Amin, Castro, Stalin, Hitler, Putin, Lenin and Donald Trump.
Donald Trump and Russia Collusion.
Trump Russia – No Collusion? When you are President and under investigation for colluding with Russia what better way of saying no collusion than to stop the Russia sanctions
Donald Trump, 2011 – “If there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. – He’s the one that has to get people together.”
Trump is really getting sick and tired of being accused of all the things he has done.
If Donald Trump does not sanction Russia immediately – He is colluding with Russia right now.